Some semi-modern folklore from Japan. Satoru-kun is the Japanese version of Bloody Mary in the West. Satoru-kun is supposedly all-knowing and can be summoned by making a call to your cell phone from a public telephone. You’re supposed to say “Satoru-kun, Satoru-kun, please come here. Satoru, Satoru, please show yourself. Satoru, Satoru, please answer me if you’re there…” and then hang up. Within 24 hours, he will call you back, even if your cell phone is turned off. He will call many times until he’s right behind you (he must use Google latitude to find you, lolol), when you must immediately ask your question without looking at him. If you do any of this incorrectly, he will drag you to the underworld.
