“From this moment on, Kenny Powers is just like everyone else – normal, not special. No hopes, no dreams, pretending to be happy when he’s really super sad. Just a normal guy with exceptional hair. Nothing more and nothing less. From this moment forward – the people’s champion, the Shelby sensation, the reversal pension master, the man with the golden dick, doctor cock and balls – that Kenny Powers, is now dead. And he will never pick up a baseball ever fucking again.
Chapter 2. The Next Chapter.”
-Kenny Powers, Eastbound and Bound.